Snacks and Shit

Snacks and Shit is the funniest blog I've found in a long, long time. Two guys find the most ridiculous rap lyrics on earth, then offer biting commentary and/or helpful advice to the artist in question. 

Post #150:

Dmx 

"Whoo! The snakes, the grass, too long, to see! UH! The lawnmower. UH! Sittin right next, to the tree! C'mon!"
- DMX, Who We Be

I feel like here DMX is trying to really get things pumped up and amped. But you can't really do that by describing where lawnmowers are.

Filed under: Not rapping, just describing where lawnmowers are

After discovering it late last week, I've already been through every single one of the posts, and I can't go a day with out checking it. This is some high-quality stuff.