Attention, Radio Shack

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You were already a crappy store, with incompetent staff, overpriced crap, and no value proposition. And “Our Friends Call Us The Shack” as a new slogan? Radioshack is not a local coffee joint. Radioshack is not your neighborhood hardware store. Radioshack does not have friends. The Shaq is a big basketball player and hilarious twitter personality. The Shack is a short, Jewish San Franciscan fluent in Sarcasm and Japanese. There is no space here for you.

Nine reasons this name change is idiocy.

Get out of my town and off my Internets immediately.

Update: props to Jamison for pointing out this friggin’ hilarious Onion article about Radioshack