Comcast Silliness

Me: “I want to login to pay my Internet bill, but you’re asking for a home phone number and I don’t know it. We rent, and we all just use mobiles.”

Comcast rep: “I see that you don’t have our Digital Voice Telephone Service. I see you do qualify, it’s NOW available in your area, and if bundled could save you a ton from your current telephone bill. I would be glad to get more information on the promotions going on in your area if you like.”

Me: “We don’t have a phone in our house, so we don’t need it”

Comcast rep: “Yes phones are included when you sign up for the Comcast Digital Voice Telephone services.”

Need some rustproofing for that car you don’t have?